Tuesday, 23 December 2014

App Review No. 76 Kitty Jetpack

Strong Points:
Animations are OK
Erm... Imaginative?

Weak points:
Flappy bird rip-off
Nyan Cat rip-off
Overuse of ads
Rate button is where the play button should be
The currency does absolutely nothing
Completely stupid concept

Rating: 29%

In-depth review:

Release Dates:
World Wide: March 30, 2014

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Hello Banters and Bantresses,

Ugh... With a name like Kitty Jetpack it had so much potential to be funny and loveable. But no. This hunk of <INSERT RUDE WORD HERE> is what I got. Ketchapp are usually reliable but this, this is 10MB that I want back ASAP. This is what you get if you cross Flappy Bird, Nyan Cat, Jetpack Joyride and the sweeties you're not supposed to take from strangers.

Anyway, so the objective of the game is to fly a jetpack, as a kitten, through stretched out burgers that are so stretched that they look a bit like some weird deformity of a part of the male reproductive system (hehehe). Along the way you collect sushi which does completely nothing. That's right, completely pointless currency - MAKES SENSE. Then, to add to the fun, you get ads shoved down your throat at any convenient (or inconvenient) time it feels.

So, to conclude, get this app if you want Flappy Cat Joyride on something definitely illegal. This review is quick so I can get rid of the app faster.

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  1. This is actually a good game. I know that it might be lame for some people, but it is actually quite entertaining. I am just a kid, but if you give this to your kid it might entertain them for a while. And the graphics are actually great! It's a really fun game.

    1. Let's just agree to disagree on this point I think. However, I do understand the attraction of the game for a kid. Thanks for the comment!